Tuesday 15 July 2014

Get Married..!!

Reasons our family give to get married:
  • You are in a job right, so get married.
  • You are 25, old enough, so get married.
  • You don't have any commitments, so get married.
  • You bought a house, so your life is settled, so get married.
  • Are you in love, no, then get married to this girl we show.
  • Are you in love, yes, then you should definitely get married to this girl we show.
  • The horoscope matched, so get married.
  • If you don't accept now you may never get married, so get married.
  • We didn't take any effort to get this alliance, it came for you automatically (thaana vanthatha yen vidanum?), so get married.
  • What's the next function in our home? Nothing, so get married.
  • Neighbors here: at your age I was already a father (Athu almost 25 years munnadi), so get married.
  • This looks like a good girl if you miss this you will regret it later, so get married.
  • Your neighbor is same age as yours, but he got married, so get married.
  • Your parents are getting old, so get married.
  • You will get some money to pay your loan (stupid reason), so get married.
  • Relative 1 : Why don't you get married?
  • Relative 2 : Yes, Yes, why don't you get married?
  • Relative 3 : Yes, Yes, why don't you get married?
  • Relative 4 : Yes, Yes, why don't you get married?
  • Relative 5 : Yes, Yes, why don't you get married? All these relatives don't know anything other than my name.

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